stranger here, and I have less time as before, I can not find many fics as before. and nothing more I come to leave a joke I found somewhere
One day he dies a sexual athlete and is in hell . While shivering in despair
had his first encounter with the devil:
"What ails you, you bastard?" I question the devil.
"What do you think? I'm in hell! "
" It is not so bad. Currently we have a lot of fun here. Would you like to drink? "
" Sure, I love alcohol. "
"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is
drink whiskey, tequila, wine ... drink until they burst and then
drink a little more. "
"Heh, heh, sounds great."
"Are you a smoker?"
"More than you think."
"Perfect, 're gonna love Tuesdays! We get the finest cigars from around the world
and vomited smoke until the lungs. If you hold
cancer, no problem: you're dead. "
"Wow!"
"I bet you like the game."
"Yes, actually, yes."
"Well, it's Wednesday! is the day of the game: roulette, black jack ,
horse racing, anything you want. So we opened a
table strip poker. "
"Shit, I had never played strip poker!"
"Well, now you can. Do you like drugs ? "
" Yes, I love drugs. Do not you mean ...? "
" Exactly! Thursday is drug day. You can stick your head in a bowl of crack
. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine.
can do whatever you want with drugs and if you go overboard with the dose is
all right: you're dead.
"Hell, I never imagined that hell was a place so cool! "
" Are you gay? "
" Oh, no! "
.
.
"Wow, you're gonna hate Fridays."
